If you agree with it – or the sentiments – worth a listen ?
If you disagree with it – or the sentiments- worth a listen ?
Either way …. be interested in your thoughts.
If you agree with it – or the sentiments – worth a listen ?
If you disagree with it – or the sentiments- worth a listen ?
Either way …. be interested in your thoughts.
Odd – just posting a couple of articles to the blog – and discovered this in my drafts folder. Not sure why it never made the light of day – but it still makes sense – so here we go.
Wikipedia reveals this telling paragraph :
In the United States, the standardized serving of an alcoholic beverage contains 0.6 ounces (17.7 ml) of pure ethanol. That is approximately the amount of ethanol in a 12-ounce serving of beer, a 5-ounce glass of wine, or a 1.5-ounce glass (44.4 ml) of a 40% ABV spirit.
Now what is curious is that this : is EXACTLY – in fact – in even greater detail the conversation we are having …
“When is “a pint” not a pint?
Answer – When it’s only 14 ounces.”
And finally this link : describes what equals what in measures …
So – what does all this mean ?
For a start :
In the UK the legal UK pint is larger than the US ‘pint’ – 20 oz v 16.6 oz.
But putting UK versus US aside
My take is that there are three things going on in the US focussed debate :
1) the ‘legal US pint’ of 16 ounces is already short by ‘a few’ ounces of quantitative measure
2) bars are already using 14 ounce (not 16) ‘glasses’ to sell ‘pints of beer’
3) even in those glasses you can – and do – end up with froth and short change because of the froth
4) because of the legal position of ethanol defining a drink – not quantity, there is NO consumer protection in the USA to guard against this.
Needless to say – there is a movement out there to bring the legal pint into play – but it isn’t getting much air time.
Meanwhile – buy a 12 ounce bottle of beer – and guess what – you get 12 ounces
The draught beer drinker meanwhile can be short changed – by my estimate by up to 5 ounces out of the legal expectation of 16 … that’s a lot of profit that people are making out of the consumer !!!
This extracted from an email from a friend (one Perry Offer) – email me if you would like a direct connect – would welcome thoughts …
“In any society, the balance of power between individual rights and government control will be determined by the extent to which government succeeds in convincing the population that an individual engaging in a NON criminal act causes harm to others.
Every citizen would agree that any person caught causing harm to others as a result of a criminal act deserves to get their collar felt and to have their actions limited/controlled by government.
So if the politicians can convince you that ANY NON CRIMINAL action (such as, for example, putting your needs for your own life ahead of the needs of others) also causes harm to others, they can demand that you are treated like a criminal and that they should be given power to control non-criminal actions as well as criminal actions.
If they CAN convince you that EVERY action you undertake causes harm to others – they can demand total control over the entire population.
This is the basis of power in our current political system.”
I welcome feedback …. and am reminded of both of these recent posts of mine to facebook :::
Now – I am not sure of the source for this – but will continue to seek it out … however; According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all the following questions wrong, but any preschoolers get several correct answers.
So what does that say about
1) Anderson Consulting
2) Preschoolers
3) Me
So, to the questions
Question 1
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Ok, so far so good
Question 2
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
If you answer that you ‘Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?’. you have answered incorrectly
The ‘correct’ answer is to open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This apparently tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Which means that a refrigerator that can hold a giraffe OR an elephant – cannot hold both …. my belief is that there is an assumption here about fridge size that directs you down a specific path.
Question 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Again, the ‘correct; answer is that the Elephant doesn’t attend, because it is in the refrigerator, because you just put him in there.
This seemingly tests your memory.
I had a quandary, if only one animal couldn’t attend, it could have been either the elephant or the giraffe. Why am i being penalized for having a large refrigerator – it is energy star rated.
4th ( and final) question
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage to cross it ?
Well apparently you just jump into the river and swim across, because all the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
And this supposedly tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Just jumping in a river and swimming ? Personally, I would establish how deep and fast the river is and might use either the giraffe or the elephant (taking one of them out of the fridge first), using the giraffe for height or the elephant for strength.
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?
A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a
dense orange clay called “pygg”. When people saved coins in
jars made of this clay, the jars became known as “pygg banks.”
When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a
bank that resembled a pig. And it caught on.
Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars
have notches, while pennies and nickels do not?
A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing
gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities
of the precious metals Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched
because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren’t notched
because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.
Q: Why do men’s clothes have buttons on the right while
women’s clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn
primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids,
dressmakers put the buttons on the maid’s right. Since most people
are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes
on the left. And that’s where women’s buttons have remained since.
Q: Why do X’s at the end of a letter signify kisses?
A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write,
documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an
oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the
kiss eventually became synonymous
Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called “passing the buck”?
A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a
buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal.
If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility,
he would “pass the buck” to the next player.
Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?
A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering
him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it
became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into
the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a
guest trusted his host, he would then just touch or clink the host’s
glass with his own.
Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be “in the limelight”?
A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and stage
lighting by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant
light. In the theatre, performers on stage “in the limelight” were seen
by the audience to be the center of attention.
Q: Why do ships and aircraft in trouble use “mayday” as their call for help?
A: This comes from the French word m’aidez -meaning “help me”
—- and is pronounced “mayday,”
Q: Why is someone who is feeling great “on cloud nine”?
A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain,
with nine being the highest cloud If someone is said to be on cloud
nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.
Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called “love! “?
A: In France, where tennis first became popular, a big, round zero on
scoreboard looked like an egg and was called “l’oeuf,”
which is French for “egg.”
When tennis was introduced in the US, Americans pronounced it “love.”
Q: In golf, where did the term “Caddie” come from?
A. When Mary, later Queen of Scots, went to France as a young girl (for
education & survival), Louis, King of France, learned that she loved
the Scot game “golf.” So he had the first golf course outside of
Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly
chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a
military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when she
returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took
the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced ‘ca-day’
and the Scots changed it into “caddie.”
This is how the points get added to your licence apparently – I would welcome comment if anyone else knows if this really is how it works … and if it does – how long before the loop hole is closed.
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Tom Lehrer
is the writer – the song dates back to 1953 – so I was wondering – is this where it all started ? Social Networking ?
I have a friend in minsk,
Who has a friend in pinsk,
Whose friend in omsk
Has friend in tomsk
With friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in alexandrovsk
Has friend in petropavlovsk,
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in dnepropetrovsk.And when his work is done -
Ha ha! – begins the fun.
From dnepropetrovsk
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk
To tomsk to omsk
To pinsk to minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!
This list just in from my mail … not all personally validated – some I already ‘knew’ – god help my brain – but makes for a vaguely interesting read …. Enjoy.
‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand. ‘Lollipop’ is the longest word typed with your right hand. No word in the English language rhymes with month , orange, silver, or purple. ‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ uses every letter of the alphabet. The words ‘racecar’, ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). There are only four words in the English language which end in ‘dous’: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: ‘abstemious’ and ‘facetious.’ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds . A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. A snail can sleep for three years. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite! Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. There are more chickens than people in the world. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.